Friday, January 7, 2011

Explanation of the dead birds

Surely you've seen this, birds dropping out of the sky in Louisiana, Arkansas, Italy, and Kentucky.  Now the move is on to link stories.  Tampa recently had to change the signage of their airport due to the magnetic poles, which have been constantly shifting for a while.

mysterious bird deaths

My wife suggested that it was due to pollution.  I think the some people are forgetting a very basic fact about these mysterious deaths:  Caused by BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA.  Do the moving magnetic poles prevent the birds from seeing things and therefore they run into them?  Anyway, it's my turn to link stories.

Nobody thought this was about China!

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-china-military-20110107,0,3324067.story

So, that's it.  China has been secretly flying over the US and Italy undetected and the poor birds just can't see those stealth planes and fly right into them!

LOL, ok, I'm being facetious.  Obviously the birds are not blind, yet why would my explanation be any less convincing than "the magnetic poles are moving" which they've done for as long as we've had them. 

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